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You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God! " - "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f--ked! Yeah, I did a little jail time, but it was worth it." Living Out Loud (1998)"And I-I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering: do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she’s not interested?
And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people." - "Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
Do it." - "Okay, Okay." - "Oh, that's a sweet little pucker." Starsky & Hutch (2004) Play clip (excerpt):"We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. But dicks also f--k assholes - assholes that just want to s--t on everything.
~~~ * Life’s too short not to live it as a Texan !!! (I saw this on a t-shirt with bees on it…) ~~~ Never ask a man where he’s from.
And then…your cowboy boot heels together and say, “There’s no place like Texas…There’s no place like Texas… (This little ditty was a brainstorm of mine when I had an arts and crafts shop in a small town in Texas—Deanie) * Texan by birth…Aggie by the Grace of God !!!