Funny jokes about dating a black guy
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer .00, and goes back to sleep.
The blonde says, "Thank you," puts her head on the pillow and goes back to sleep.
He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.” A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. " "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…" A boy asks his dad, “What’s the difference between potential and realistic?
When going from bad date to bad date and waiting forever for someone decent to reply, it’s easy to forget that online dating is supposed to be fun.
The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch? Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn." Dad says, "What?